The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to die at will

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!