the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to bleed

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to die....

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!