The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!