The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!