The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!