The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be your self

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Melting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!