- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The Power to Power

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to not care.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

Pointless Super Powers