The Power to Power

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to not care.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!