Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!