The power to have gravity.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!