- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to create a unicorn online.

lol

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

Pointless Super Powers