- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to get extra homework

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the ability to die on command

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers