The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!