- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

The power to speak one language fluently.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power not to find what you are looking for.

the power to never get spam

meh.

the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

Menstrual blood bending!

The power of divide by zero... yourself

the ability to slap someone with your foot

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

The power to fart snot

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The power to go back in time but never go forward

The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to kill Pedobear.

the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

the ability to see fairy's

Pointless Super Powers