The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!