- Pointless Super Powers

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to misspell

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to make water expire.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to always be at half mast.