The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to die

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!