power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to die

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!