The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!