The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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being black

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!