- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull open push only doors

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

being black

The power to look TV

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers