- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to read your own mind

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to (place useless super power here)

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers