The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power drown in water

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!