The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power drown in water

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to become famous on vine

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

the power to sit

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!