The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!