- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to eat bread

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The ability to be heard in space

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to see through windows.;.

The power drown in water

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

Pointless Super Powers