The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to eat bread

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!