- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz money

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

the power to turn retarted

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Vanilla scented blood

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to be powerless

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

Pointless Super Powers