- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to turn retarted

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Vanilla scented blood

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to be powerless

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

Pointless Super Powers