the power to jizz money

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!