- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to get married

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers