what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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cry acid tears

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to jump face first

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to not see anything

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to die on the spot

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!