the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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75% levitation

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!