- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

yo mama

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to break bones at will.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Liam Brudenell

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to obey gravity

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Pointless Super Powers