- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to pee while standing up

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The ability to like this post

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to quote memes randomly

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Pointless Super Powers