the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power of bad luck

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!