The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to die

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!