- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to control dairy products

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Pointless Super Powers