- Pointless Super Powers

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to pee any color

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to become demented

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to break a Nokia

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to be alone

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the ability to un-dank any meme

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!