the power to control nothing

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to be alone

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!