the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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make youself dumb

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!