The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!