The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to get sick

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!