The power to block your own powers

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to become demented

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!