The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to get sick

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!