the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to poo.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!