The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to dislike this power

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to murder rocks.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!