That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to poo.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!