The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poo.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to jump

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to die

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!