- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to morph into yourself

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be blind

he power to make mistakes

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no superpower

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to do nothing

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Pointless Super Powers